Uranus Fudge Factory

Weird & Wonderful: A Day on the Road

After leaving Cuba, Missouri, things got... strange. We stopped at a visitor center, but we had no idea which way was what. Naturally, that called for a photo op—especially since Janet and Peg accidentally wore matching shirts. Janet’s logo was on the front, Peg’s was on the back. Teamwork!

Next stop: Urbana’s Fudge Factory, where things got extra weird, and they made an ass of themselves. Janet climbed onto a double-decker bus—too bad the driver was a skeleton. Guess he’d been waiting a while.

Then she stuck her hand in a hole clearly marked DANGER (because of course she did), and we paid a dollar for a sign that promised a GOOD TIME. Spoiler alert: worth every penny.

We encountered an old man in an outhouse—Peg tried not to look, but some things can’t be unseen.

And before we left, Janet blew a kiss to an alien. Because when you're on a road trip like this... why not?

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